Why didn’t you tell me… That I should be eating fats instead of carbs.
Bread and Butter
Don’t blame the butter for what the bread did.
Cold and Grumpy – HANGRY
I’m not always this cold and grumpy – i am just on a KETO diet (he must not be in ketosis!)
You Can’t Sit With Us
You don’t track your macros? You can’t sit with them (you can totally sit with us!)
Face you make when people say that it is not healthy to eat fat.
Let’s Talk Ketosis
Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about ketosis?
Real bacon has curves.
The floor is carbs! This funny KETO meme just kills me! Hilariousness!
Look at the Carbs
Look at the carbs, I no longer eat!
Ryan is Sad
When you eat sugar and carbs, Ryan is sad.
Starting the KETO Diet
When you are just starting KETO with zero research.
Grocery Shopping on an Empty Stomach
I heard that you are going to go grocery shopping on an empty stomach. I also like to live dangerously. Make sure to check out our KETO grocery list PDF!
Today’s Secret Word
Pee Wee Herman says – you said today’s secret word! KETOSIS
Excuse me, but did you mention bacon?
Serial Killers on Low Carb
Maybe serial killers are just normal people on really low carb diets.
Oh lord, we can’t stand the KETO police!
Keep calm and KETO on!
Tracking Those Macros
I track macros for everything, but the air I breathe. So I guess you could say things are pretty serious (this is a graphic from Napoleon Dynamite.)
Diet Starts Tomorrow
Start today. Don’t delay starting the KETO diet!
Ketogenic diet is SO HOT right now (because it totally works.)
You had me at meat tornado.
Ketosis and Poop
I’m not always in ketosis but when I am, I never poop.
Ketosis is AMAZING
When someone asks what it’s like to be in ketosis, this basically sums it up.
Bacon salad is low carb and gluten free.
Maury, Lies and Weight Loss
You say you want to lose weight. The fact that you keep buying ice cream and chips has determined that was a lie.
Cheating on KETO
If you cheat on KETO, I will find you and give you KETO flu.
Who needs sex, when you can have bacon cake. (On the KETO diet, you will want both. Just make sure that bacon cake is low carb.)
A bra made of bacon. Now I will bring ALL the boys to the yard. Make sure that bacon is cooked please.
This is One Pound of Fat
Still made you “only” lost 1 pound?
Turkey Bacon Lies
You said turkey bacon tastes just as good. That is a lie. You are right, Maury.
He Jumped the Shark
Ate low-carb diets before they were cool.
Dear sweet baby Jesus, help me with this intemittent fast.
Make progress, not excuses
KETO Diet Weight Loss Before and After
Barney the dinosaur on the Keto diet.
Tell the World About KETO
When you are on the KETO diet and you haven’t told anyone in 10 minutes.
Elf on a Shelf
You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf – I don’t care, this is bacon.
When you are trying to fit pizza into your macros.
Bacon Grease Lip Gloss
I like your lip gloss. Thanks, it’s bacon grease. YUM.
Brownies, is it? Huh. Pastry cubes made of sugar and fat? No, thank you. I’ll stay with my jerky.
Boobs After KETO
When you start to lose weight and your boobs are like I VOLUNTEER.
Chips and Salsa are Bad
You never realize how little self control you actually have until chips and salsa are in front of you at the mexican restaurant.
What is KETO
The “KETO” diet is AMAZING. Keep following us here at KETO dirty for all the deets.
Kevin Bacon – BAKE ON!
Kevin BAKE ON – we’re gonna need that victory cake.
KETO and Alcohol
When on KETO it takes you only 2 drinks to get hammered. (sometimes 1, sometimes less – be careful when you do drink alcohol again!)
Santa Even KETOs
I do smell like beef and cheese, I’m on a KETO diet.
Either you love bacon or you are wrong.
Converts vegetables to bacon.
Eating well is a form of self respect.
Look, I can’t make everyone happy. I’m not bacon.
Zero carbs except the occasional tantrum.
Don’t Cross Kermit the Frog
They be eating rice while on a low carb diet. But that’s none of my business.
3 Months From Now
3 months from now you will thank yourself.
Go Ketones, Go!
Running on ketones!
Carbs are the devil.
Don’t count those carb – those are the Lord’s carbs and he wants you to be happy.
Leftover bacon? LOL that’s up there with unicorns and leprechauns.
Stay Away From My Bacon
I wanted you all, stay away from my bacon.
Birthday Bacon Cupcake
I can’t eat sugar my friends made me this bacon cupcake for by birthday.
Friends Don’t Offer Friends Carbs
When your BFF knows you are KETO but offers carbs anyways. BOO – don’t be a bad friend.
Smell bacon, I do.
I want to grow my own food but I can’t find any bacon seeds.
I’ve got 99 problems and they all involve carbs
Waste NO Macro
Don’t judge me I’m on prep. Waste NO macro.
The Perfect BLT
How to make the perfect BLT – bacon, little more bacon, topped with bacon.
KETO Is Dangerous
Nope. Stop the hating!
Cheers to Ketones!
Cheers, you’ve finally tried ketones.. there’s no going back, now.
You had me at Bacon (from Jerry Maguire.)
Turkey Bacon ISN’T BACON
Carbs Are My Soulmate
I think my soulmate might be carbs.
High Blood Sugar
You can’t have high blood sugar if you don’t eat any sugar.
When people say they are not getting enough fat on KETO – eat avocados.
Julia Childs Understood
Butter up that bacon. Bacon up that sausage.
Eat Fat Challenge
Lose weight by eating fat? Challenge accepted.
Bacon makes everything better.
Dr Evil Says It’s a Piece of Cake
Low carb dieting can be a piece of cake, for real!
You Want Carbs?
You can’t handle the CARBS!
Add the Bacon
When in doubt, add bacon.
Game of Thrones Knows
One does not simply say no to bacon.
Cheat on KETO
I’m not cheating on KETO, when bread doesn’t know it’s you.
Buzz Lightyear to Woody
Carbs, Carbs EVERYWHERE.
Sugar is in EVERYTHING
If we could quit hiding sugar in literally everything that’d be great.
There is Bacon in Heaven
Of course God will give us bacon in heaven. He is a good, good God.
When you realize that this KETO recipe is as addicting as the real thing. (Graphic from Angry Birds)
Shame On You!
You told me bacon was bad. Shame on YOU!
Grease Splatter = Bacon Kisses
Grease splatter? You mean bacon kisses!
If loving carbs is wrong… I don’t want to be right.
Buddy the Elf Likes Carbs
I just like carbs, carbs are my favorite.
What BAE Really Means
I love my BAE. Bacon And Eggs (get it, B A E) bwhahaha
Paula Deen and Her Butter
People after you tell them that butter can help lose weight. Image credit – Under Ketosis