Ryan is Sad
When you eat sugar and carbs, Ryan is sad.
Bacon salad is low carb and gluten free.
Cheat on KETO
I’m not cheating on KETO, when bread doesn’t know it’s you.
Ketosis is AMAZING
When someone asks what it’s like to be in ketosis, this basically sums it up.
Excuse me, but did you mention bacon?
Leftover bacon? LOL that’s up there with unicorns and leprechauns.
KETO Diet Weight Loss Before and After
Barney the dinosaur on the Keto diet.
Dear sweet baby Jesus, help me with this intemittent fast.
Real bacon has curves.
I’ve got 99 problems and they all involve carbs
Turkey Bacon ISN’T BACON
Carbs are the devil.
High Blood Sugar
You can’t have high blood sugar if you don’t eat any sugar.
Waste NO Macro
Don’t judge me I’m on prep. Waste NO macro.
Face you make when people say that it is not healthy to eat fat.
This is One Pound of Fat
Still made you “only” lost 1 pound?
Dr Evil Says It’s a Piece of Cake
Low carb dieting can be a piece of cake, for real!
Cheating on KETO
If you cheat on KETO, I will find you and give you KETO flu.
If loving carbs is wrong… I don’t want to be right.
3 Months From Now
3 months from now you will thank yourself.
Look, I can’t make everyone happy. I’m not bacon.
Shame On You!
You told me bacon was bad. Shame on YOU!
Ketogenic diet is SO HOT right now (because it totally works.)
Kevin Bacon – BAKE ON!
Kevin BAKE ON – we’re gonna need that victory cake.
Grocery Shopping on an Empty Stomach
I heard that you are going to go grocery shopping on an empty stomach. I also like to live dangerously. Make sure to check out our KETO grocery list PDF!
Bacon makes everything better.
When people say they are not getting enough fat on KETO – eat avocados.
KETO Is Dangerous
Nope. Stop the hating!
Don’t count those carb – those are the Lord’s carbs and he wants you to be happy.
Maury, Lies and Weight Loss
You say you want to lose weight. The fact that you keep buying ice cream and chips has determined that was a lie.
There is Bacon in Heaven
Of course God will give us bacon in heaven. He is a good, good God.
Bread and Butter
Don’t blame the butter for what the bread did.
Santa Even KETOs
I do smell like beef and cheese, I’m on a KETO diet.
Oh lord, we can’t stand the KETO police!
You had me at meat tornado.
Converts vegetables to bacon.
Zero carbs except the occasional tantrum.
Who needs sex, when you can have bacon cake. (On the KETO diet, you will want both. Just make sure that bacon cake is low carb.)
Don’t Cross Kermit the Frog
They be eating rice while on a low carb diet. But that’s none of my business.
Grease Splatter = Bacon Kisses
Grease splatter? You mean bacon kisses!
Cold and Grumpy – HANGRY
I’m not always this cold and grumpy – i am just on a KETO diet (he must not be in ketosis!)
Brownies, is it? Huh. Pastry cubes made of sugar and fat? No, thank you. I’ll stay with my jerky.
A bra made of bacon. Now I will bring ALL the boys to the yard. Make sure that bacon is cooked please.
You Want Carbs?
You can’t handle the CARBS!
Cheers to Ketones!
Cheers, you’ve finally tried ketones.. there’s no going back, now.
Eating well is a form of self respect.
Starting the KETO Diet
When you are just starting KETO with zero research.
Serial Killers on Low Carb
Maybe serial killers are just normal people on really low carb diets.
Tracking Those Macros
I track macros for everything, but the air I breathe. So I guess you could say things are pretty serious (this is a graphic from Napoleon Dynamite.)
Either you love bacon or you are wrong.
Boobs After KETO
When you start to lose weight and your boobs are like I VOLUNTEER.
Turkey Bacon Lies
You said turkey bacon tastes just as good. That is a lie. You are right, Maury.
You had me at Bacon (from Jerry Maguire.)
Keep calm and KETO on!
What is KETO
The “KETO” diet is AMAZING. Keep following us here at KETO dirty for all the deets.
Birthday Bacon Cupcake
I can’t eat sugar my friends made me this bacon cupcake for by birthday.
When you realize that this KETO recipe is as addicting as the real thing. (Graphic from Angry Birds)
What BAE Really Means
I love my BAE. Bacon And Eggs (get it, B A E) bwhahaha
Ketosis and Poop
I’m not always in ketosis but when I am, I never poop.
Buzz Lightyear to Woody
Carbs, Carbs EVERYWHERE.
Smell bacon, I do.
Elf on a Shelf
You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf – I don’t care, this is bacon.
Game of Thrones Knows
One does not simply say no to bacon.
Bacon Grease Lip Gloss
I like your lip gloss. Thanks, it’s bacon grease. YUM.
You Can’t Sit With Us
You don’t track your macros? You can’t sit with them (you can totally sit with us!)
Make progress, not excuses
Eat Fat Challenge
Lose weight by eating fat? Challenge accepted.
Friends Don’t Offer Friends Carbs
When your BFF knows you are KETO but offers carbs anyways. BOO – don’t be a bad friend.
Today’s Secret Word
Pee Wee Herman says – you said today’s secret word! KETOSIS
The Perfect BLT
How to make the perfect BLT – bacon, little more bacon, topped with bacon.
He Jumped the Shark
Ate low-carb diets before they were cool.
Chips and Salsa are Bad
You never realize how little self control you actually have until chips and salsa are in front of you at the mexican restaurant.
Buddy the Elf Likes Carbs
I just like carbs, carbs are my favorite.
Let’s Talk Ketosis
Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about ketosis?
Why didn’t you tell me… That I should be eating fats instead of carbs.
When you are trying to fit pizza into your macros.
Go Ketones, Go!
Running on ketones!
Julia Childs Understood
Butter up that bacon. Bacon up that sausage.
Paula Deen and Her Butter
People after you tell them that butter can help lose weight. Image credit – Under Ketosis
Diet Starts Tomorrow
Start today. Don’t delay starting the KETO diet!
I want to grow my own food but I can’t find any bacon seeds.
Carbs Are My Soulmate
I think my soulmate might be carbs.
Stay Away From My Bacon
I wanted you all, stay away from my bacon.
Add the Bacon
When in doubt, add bacon.
Tell the World About KETO
When you are on the KETO diet and you haven’t told anyone in 10 minutes.
Look at the Carbs
Look at the carbs, I no longer eat!
KETO and Alcohol
When on KETO it takes you only 2 drinks to get hammered. (sometimes 1, sometimes less – be careful when you do drink alcohol again!)
The floor is carbs! This funny KETO meme just kills me! Hilariousness!
Sugar is in EVERYTHING
If we could quit hiding sugar in literally everything that’d be great.