Stay Away From My Bacon
I wanted you all, stay away from my bacon.
Birthday Bacon Cupcake
I can’t eat sugar my friends made me this bacon cupcake for by birthday.
Carbs Are My Soulmate
I think my soulmate might be carbs.
3 Months From Now
3 months from now you will thank yourself.
You had me at Bacon (from Jerry Maguire.)
Cheat on KETO
I’m not cheating on KETO, when bread doesn’t know it’s you.
There is Bacon in Heaven
Of course God will give us bacon in heaven. He is a good, good God.
Eat Fat Challenge
Lose weight by eating fat? Challenge accepted.
Tell the World About KETO
When you are on the KETO diet and you haven’t told anyone in 10 minutes.
You Want Carbs?
You can’t handle the CARBS!
Kevin Bacon – BAKE ON!
Kevin BAKE ON – we’re gonna need that victory cake.
Look at the Carbs
Look at the carbs, I no longer eat!
Ketosis and Poop
I’m not always in ketosis but when I am, I never poop.
Let’s Talk Ketosis
Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about ketosis?
Eating well is a form of self respect.
Turkey Bacon ISN’T BACON
Excuse me, but did you mention bacon?
Ketosis is AMAZING
When someone asks what it’s like to be in ketosis, this basically sums it up.
When you realize that this KETO recipe is as addicting as the real thing. (Graphic from Angry Birds)
Leftover bacon? LOL that’s up there with unicorns and leprechauns.
Real bacon has curves.
Diet Starts Tomorrow
Start today. Don’t delay starting the KETO diet!
Ryan is Sad
When you eat sugar and carbs, Ryan is sad.
Buddy the Elf Likes Carbs
I just like carbs, carbs are my favorite.
Keep calm and KETO on!
What is KETO
The “KETO” diet is AMAZING. Keep following us here at KETO dirty for all the deets.
Ketogenic diet is SO HOT right now (because it totally works.)
A bra made of bacon. Now I will bring ALL the boys to the yard. Make sure that bacon is cooked please.
Brownies, is it? Huh. Pastry cubes made of sugar and fat? No, thank you. I’ll stay with my jerky.
Today’s Secret Word
Pee Wee Herman says – you said today’s secret word! KETOSIS
Dear sweet baby Jesus, help me with this intemittent fast.
Add the Bacon
When in doubt, add bacon.
Julia Childs Understood
Butter up that bacon. Bacon up that sausage.
Don’t count those carb – those are the Lord’s carbs and he wants you to be happy.
Don’t Cross Kermit the Frog
They be eating rice while on a low carb diet. But that’s none of my business.
Bacon Grease Lip Gloss
I like your lip gloss. Thanks, it’s bacon grease. YUM.
Cold and Grumpy – HANGRY
I’m not always this cold and grumpy – i am just on a KETO diet (he must not be in ketosis!)
Buzz Lightyear to Woody
Carbs, Carbs EVERYWHERE.
You Can’t Sit With Us
You don’t track your macros? You can’t sit with them (you can totally sit with us!)
Paula Deen and Her Butter
People after you tell them that butter can help lose weight. Image credit – Under Ketosis
KETO Diet Weight Loss Before and After
Barney the dinosaur on the Keto diet.
If loving carbs is wrong… I don’t want to be right.
Tracking Those Macros
I track macros for everything, but the air I breathe. So I guess you could say things are pretty serious (this is a graphic from Napoleon Dynamite.)
You had me at meat tornado.
Shame On You!
You told me bacon was bad. Shame on YOU!
Converts vegetables to bacon.
Santa Even KETOs
I do smell like beef and cheese, I’m on a KETO diet.
KETO Is Dangerous
Nope. Stop the hating!
Maury, Lies and Weight Loss
You say you want to lose weight. The fact that you keep buying ice cream and chips has determined that was a lie.
High Blood Sugar
You can’t have high blood sugar if you don’t eat any sugar.
Elf on a Shelf
You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf – I don’t care, this is bacon.
I’ve got 99 problems and they all involve carbs
The Perfect BLT
How to make the perfect BLT – bacon, little more bacon, topped with bacon.
Zero carbs except the occasional tantrum.
Carbs are the devil.
I want to grow my own food but I can’t find any bacon seeds.
Go Ketones, Go!
Running on ketones!
He Jumped the Shark
Ate low-carb diets before they were cool.
When you are trying to fit pizza into your macros.
Friends Don’t Offer Friends Carbs
When your BFF knows you are KETO but offers carbs anyways. BOO – don’t be a bad friend.
Look, I can’t make everyone happy. I’m not bacon.
Either you love bacon or you are wrong.
Grease Splatter = Bacon Kisses
Grease splatter? You mean bacon kisses!
Chips and Salsa are Bad
You never realize how little self control you actually have until chips and salsa are in front of you at the mexican restaurant.
Cheating on KETO
If you cheat on KETO, I will find you and give you KETO flu.
Game of Thrones Knows
One does not simply say no to bacon.
Turkey Bacon Lies
You said turkey bacon tastes just as good. That is a lie. You are right, Maury.
Dr Evil Says It’s a Piece of Cake
Low carb dieting can be a piece of cake, for real!
Waste NO Macro
Don’t judge me I’m on prep. Waste NO macro.
When people say they are not getting enough fat on KETO – eat avocados.
Smell bacon, I do.
Make progress, not excuses
The floor is carbs! This funny KETO meme just kills me! Hilariousness!
Grocery Shopping on an Empty Stomach
I heard that you are going to go grocery shopping on an empty stomach. I also like to live dangerously. Make sure to check out our KETO grocery list PDF!
Boobs After KETO
When you start to lose weight and your boobs are like I VOLUNTEER.
Sugar is in EVERYTHING
If we could quit hiding sugar in literally everything that’d be great.
Starting the KETO Diet
When you are just starting KETO with zero research.
What BAE Really Means
I love my BAE. Bacon And Eggs (get it, B A E) bwhahaha
Cheers to Ketones!
Cheers, you’ve finally tried ketones.. there’s no going back, now.
Face you make when people say that it is not healthy to eat fat.
Why didn’t you tell me… That I should be eating fats instead of carbs.
Oh lord, we can’t stand the KETO police!
KETO and Alcohol
When on KETO it takes you only 2 drinks to get hammered. (sometimes 1, sometimes less – be careful when you do drink alcohol again!)
Bread and Butter
Don’t blame the butter for what the bread did.
Bacon salad is low carb and gluten free.
Serial Killers on Low Carb
Maybe serial killers are just normal people on really low carb diets.
Who needs sex, when you can have bacon cake. (On the KETO diet, you will want both. Just make sure that bacon cake is low carb.)
Bacon makes everything better.
This is One Pound of Fat
Still made you “only” lost 1 pound?